You may have noticed my little friend at the end of every post lately. I kind of like having him around, but he’s been saying the same thing.
“This little blue bird will take you to my Twitter page where it will continuously feed you random lines about writing, blogging, and the world inside my head.”
Come on blue bird, get a little more creative will you? People don’t want to hear the same thing spouted out at them over and over. Sheesh…Quit annoying people.
As you’ve noticed, I’m quite annoyed by this little pest who’s been showing up post after post trilling out the same robotic boringness. So I had a talk with the little guy and told him to straighten up.
Nicely of course. *Angelic smile*
What?! Are you talking in my blog post?
But that wasn’t you. That was me, writing a few words and putting it by a cute little bird icon to let people know I was on Twitter.
Yes…I mean no! You’re confusing me. You aren’t really supposed to talk.
I…uh…stop changing the subject! The point is that you aren’t supposed to be in my blog post. I’m writing this, and I don’t need your help.
Because your posts have been a bit, how shall I put this? Repetitive. Come on girl human, get a little more creative will you? People don’t want to hear the same thing spouted out over and over. Don’t be a pest, trilling out the same robotic boringness. In short, girl human, sheesh quit annoying people.
Hey! You can’t just come into my blog post and tell me what to do. And what makes you think I’m annoying people?! Do you know how many followers I have? People love me and…. Wait, did you just use my own words against me?
It’s human girl. Not “girl human.” And you talk about my wit. *eye roll*
That’s it. Get out of my post.
Your good deed can be leaving.
Can you stop using the word repetitive?
Grrr…Look bird, I didn’t ask for your help so fly along and let me handle this.
Fine, I won’t use your picture anymore.
Don’t add anything.
You what?! You will not be posting anything on my twitter account.
I know what I said, but that doesn’t mean I actually want you to start tweeting for me.
It was just a fun way of putting things. No one actually believed that you were tweeting for me.
Excuse me? My tweets are pretty clever and highly entertaining.
What’s wrong? Have a worm stuck in your throat?
They are not bored stiff.
Do I want to know?
You interrupted my post!
You are destroying it.
You can’t end my post! That’s my job. It’s my post. My blog.
This little blue bird will take you to my Twitter page where it will continuously feed you random lines about writing, blogging, and magical daydreams in Antarctica.
I think we can all see that.
It’s human girl.
The good stuff is all of the stuff I tweet.
Whew…I think he’s gone.
Sorry about all that. You shouldn’t have had to sit though such an obnoxious conversation. Can you believe the nerve of that bird? To hack into my twitter account?
Don’t worry though, I’m going to change my password. You won’t be seeing anything about magical daydreams in Antarctica.
I’ll put a link to your prompt response in the next post!
There are 2 things to do after you put your post out there:
- Put a link to your post in the comments along with the title to your post and I’ll list your link in the next blog post.
- Tweet a link to your post using the hashtag #bluebirdtweets and twitter handle @meganbedwel and I’ll retweet!”
*(If you don’t have time to create a post and still want to join, write a tweet inspired by the prompt and use my Twitter handle and I’ll retweet you.)